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Eric @tox

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dear Ass-Crumb

Posted by tox - June 2nd, 2010


dear mods.. if you are reading this then this is the fallout of a ... "good sport" sort of duel between me and ass-crumb, i will soon change it, but just for the shits and giggles, i will be keeping it up for a while :)

dead Ass-Crumb
pile of stinking shit
fucking die
~~ Haiku to Ass-Crumb 3-5-3

i wake this morning with shit on my screen
Ass-Crumb was here and he hit the fan screen
not able to make it up and to the wind
he tried again but only found pain
the blades were turning
and sucked him in
he covers the wall now
Ass-Crumb you fucking shit stain
i hate you now in this fit of rage
emotion and anger fill my veins
pump through my heart and straight through my brain
Ass-Crumb you fucking shit stain
~~Rhyme poem to Ass-Crumb

Ass-Crumb i hate you
my poetry is better
nothing but asshole
tarnish your name i have done
hate you till the end of time
~~Tanka poem to Ass-Crumb 5-7-5-7-7


Comments

yes Ass-Crumb i completely expect you to come back and make equally awesome poems about me in a bitter sort of way :)

here's my poem:

you're gay

Now this is a story all about how quagmire tries to take Crumb down,
And I'd like to take a minute don't click any links, I'll tell you how quagmire's rhyme book pretty much stinks.

In east Calegory, born and raised, was where he shit his rhymes out for the most of his days; messing up patterns, overusing "AABB...", thinking that Haikus are 3-5-3.
When Ass-Crumb came up, he was up to some good; he gave some critique in his neighborhood.
Quagmire thought it was a fight and he got scared, so he made a post complaining, making him look Autism-impaired.

Crumb whistled for some help, and when I came near, your poems looked bad and it ground my gear.
If anything I could say you're full of hate, and I know it's true, so just go masturbate.

Your
Poems
Are pretty abysmal, a 1 out of 8. You're really mad, "HEY FAGGOT, FUCK YOU LATER."
Looked at all the drama, and I know it all now.
You can't rhyme at all, because you don't know how.

why in the world do i have a quarrel with you? but dude... that was awesome!
question.. did you read all his comments about me on the net, or is he just showing you what he wants you to see?
nice rhyme

also haiku's are 5-7-5 you dumb fuck

they can be shortened